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Overheard at the top of the stairs a minute ago:
Millie: I'll let you go down once you give me the password.
Ezekiel: Ummm. Debbie and Rundy kiss.
Millie: Nope.
Zeke: Debbie and Rundy eat soup.
Millie: Nope.
Zeke: Mama and PAPA kiss.
Millie: Nope.
Zeke: Ummm. Mama and Papa kiss while they're eating soup.
With that gem, of course she let him pass. (And now you know the secret password, too.)