Jason Poole spent Thursday night at our house, along with Usman and Joel. This is Jason shortly after he fervently, and with great sincerity, declared, "But I can't stop going on Ebay yet! I'm so close to getting everything I've ever wanted!" Ebay is a trap. I told him that seeing a compulsive Ebay buyer firsthand made me feel a bit guilty for hoping people like him find my Ebay auctions. (But not guilty enough to stop hoping...)