I pulled the nasty tub of heart-stopper-- of which, in my defense, I only needed a tablespoon of gunk-- out of the pantry to find a surprise.
Opening what should have been a new container, I spied tracks of this most rare and retiring of breeds-- the Susannah Bird! I felt privileged to witness this, and I share the excitement with you.
yuck.
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And yet-the cookies and cakes and confections that rise from that tub'o'lard sure are delectable. How can that BE?!?!
did she EAT that?!?
ReplyDeleteMMm...Hydrogenated vegtable oil! (Ack!)
ReplyDeleteMy kids constantly want to dip into the baking powder or baking soda. Are our kids missing some essential vitamin or mineral, or what?! haha
I rarely use this stuff, so I have no idea when she treated herself to it, or even if she ate it at all! Hopefully, she had sense enough after the first lick to smear the rest of it off on the rug or wall or something.
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