Case Closed

I told you she was fashionable.

1. She wears hats (with nothing else, so as not to distract from the hat's clean lines)



She strolls around in buttered gowns,




and she pairs those gowns with deliberately over-sized yurt slippers on the deliberately wrong feet because, in addition to being a connoisseur of couture, she's also (deliberately) environmentally conscious.