That is one XL egg. Did you put it back so it could hatch? Are you sure there wasn't a BEAR in there?! A bear the size of a raccoon the size of a large chick, that is. Obviously.
Twelve (twelve!!!) years later, this joke still makes me laugh out loud. SO great! Man, I miss your humor. I also miss blue cheese clumps the size of elephants...those were the days.
That is one XL egg. Did you put it back so it could hatch? Are you sure there wasn't a BEAR in there?! A bear the size of a raccoon the size of a large chick, that is. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteTwelve (twelve!!!) years later, this joke still makes me laugh out loud. SO great! Man, I miss your humor. I also miss blue cheese clumps the size of elephants...those were the days.
ReplyDeleteI just think...poor chicken.
ReplyDeleteOoh. Hadn't thought of that. I'm not strong in the sympathy (empathy?) department, apparently.
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