Recommended Daily Allowance of Carbohydrates

Here's a hearty serving of whole wheat rolls,






non-nutritious white wheat bagels,






and perfectly charming buns.

Zeke tears off his clothes six times a day to reveal them.  They're best paired with a mama's sneakers and thoroughly chilled by the single-digit temperatures in which he repeatedly places them.  (I can only suppose he's padded so well he's inured against the chill.)