"Abigail, This is Your Second Cousin Tim. Tim-- Abigail."

Another Jason Poole visit hits the history books.  After he woke up, it began with a big breakfast, followed by crazy songs and jumping children. It ended after a big lunch and an afternoon of more crazy songs and jumping children, and somewhere smack in the middle was a Big Adventure in the Big Woods, in which Jason and six of my children wandered themselves from one side to the other, before hitching a ride home with my second cousin Tim, whom I'd never met before, and to whom Jason introduced me as I stood in the middle of a hay field.

I don't know how we'll top this one.  Really, I don't.