If you've noticed a deterioration in quality of Frugal Fancy-pants snapshots over the years, you're not alone. I've noticed it, too.
I simply don't care enough, but this post proves that I've reached an all-time low.
EXHIBIT A:
Wear this outfit to fold the laundry in your immaculate living room. (What?! YOU don't have rolls of toilet paper** that appear all over your house? Weirdo.)
**Something funny: I just realized it's actually a can of beans. I assume, sometimes wrongly, that any cylindrical object is a roll of toilet paper because we DO have rolls of toilet paper that appear all over our house. Also, apparently, cans of beans.
Wear this outfit to fold the laundry in your immaculate living room. (What?! YOU don't have rolls of toilet paper** that appear all over your house? Weirdo.)
**Something funny: I just realized it's actually a can of beans. I assume, sometimes wrongly, that any cylindrical object is a roll of toilet paper because we DO have rolls of toilet paper that appear all over our house. Also, apparently, cans of beans.
Jeans: dime at a rummage sale
Black shirt: nickel at a rummage sale
Sweatshirt: dime at a rummage sale
Slippers: borrowed from Millie because I haven't found myself a cheap enough pair yet.
Optional accessories:
Optional accessories:
-Children. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
They complete the look like nothing else.
-Detritus. All over the floor.
Total cost of outfit: about a quarter
EXHIBIT B:
Wear this outfit to church. Admire the skirt. Ask Millie to take a quick picture in spite of the terrible lighting. (Forget to lock the children up first.)
Blouse: dime at a rummage sale
Skirt: either a hand-me-down or dime at a rummage sale (I can't recall)
Gray heels: Those ones from Target clearance for under $3.
Blue bead earrings: nickel at a rummage sale
Optional accessories: Children + balloons.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Really, I can't overstate that one.
Total cost of outfit: about $3.00.
Side-by-side comparison:
That skirt! The whole ensemble. Love it.
ReplyDelete(Also- best accessories ever.)
If I had been truthful, I would not have labeled them under "optional," 'cause, really, they're ESSENTIAL.
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