Leftovers

Proof that the good old days were better. 

"Ladies please bring Cake"

One hundred and twenty years ago, they knew better than to bother with unnecessary foodstuffs.

Annika came home from Newbsanity, and I told her she should probably go wash her face.
"What? Why?" she said, having no idea that it was layered in mud.

John was sorting through his papers, Rebecca, and look what he came across!  Happy anniversary!