Take Two

 ...to the highest bidder?

Susannah just returned from Marriage Camp, thankfully unmarried, and today Aidan told her, "Susie! If you're not married in five years, we're disowning you! We're selling you on Ebay!"

Real Time

I'm giving Ransom a cane for his ninth birthday.

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Ransom: "Susie, when I'm nine, I'm just going to pretend I'm ninety. [Pause.] Nine. Ninety. Get it?"