12.09.2016

Better Late Than...











My last snapshot-filled post was at the end of July, directly after Deborah and Rundy's wedding.  A few of you emailed me asking for pictures, and I said I'd pass along a link.

Here's a fulfillment of that promise! Knowing that God has joined two people to glorify Him and to strengthen each other through the love and sacrifice of marriage is cause for joy, even months later.  And, hey, they're still newlyweds, after all...

Here's a link to the photographer's "sneak peek" post.  Photo credit for both of the beautiful images above also goes to Rebecca.


 And here's a link to Rundy's uncle's pictures of the day. Choosing the slideshow option allows for a large view with no text.

Here Be Danger

At least for dummies toting cameras...









Despite how serious the battle might have been, the snow is not stained with Mildred's blood spilt out.  It came from food coloring, water, and a spray bottle.




So, So, So Late for Molly


 I am a terrible person.  These gifts I made so hastily before Thanksgiving should have been completed with leisure over a year ago, but at least they're done!  (I'm a terrible person.)









I forgot to tell you, Molly, that I thought this tiny board is probably supposed to be for cheese, but I was envisioning it as a "mug board" of sorts, or, better yet, a mug AND cheese board. Hot chocolate and cheese board? Whatever. Use it how you wish! :)







And these sloppy, sloppy potholders are meant to be USED.  That's the only way I comforted myself when I stuffed them into the box.  "At least they'll be dirty soon, and that will cover the sloppiness on the back side," I thought.  "And then, someday ten years from now when I finally get around to it, I'll make her beautiful ones that she can flip to either side!" I thought.  "That will make up for everything..." I thought.  ("Sigh," I sighed.)





NO, I'm not showing you the sloppiest parts!



Jolly Ol'




 Good thing St. Nicholas fills clawed slippers, too. Molly & McGamma: notice anything familiar? :)






Aidan shows off his penny, and the girls show off their animals (thanks, Becky!).









 I won't give you the particulars of my morning ensemble here because I think it deserves its own Frugal Fancy-Pants post at some point.






Mister Peabody



I have two pairs of glasses.  This is the pair he did not break during naptime last week.













Snowy Snow White and Her Seven Dwarves





 Last October when I was pregnant, Millie hatched a plan for Cadence's first Hallowe'en.  Millie could be Snow White, and the rest of the children could be the seven dwarves.  Perfect, right?  I decided I'd join in as the wicked queen and make it a full house.  As Hallowe'en approached, though, Susannah revealed that she really, really didn't want to be a dwarf, even though it would earn her a homemade cape, and that she really, really wanted to be the wicked queen, so we swapped roles.  (And I still made her a cape later, the stinker!)

Brief interjection-- the seventh dwarf, usually known as Magic Baby Dwarf, is absent from the rest of the following pictures, due to his aversion to the combination of snow and bare bellies.




Let's just pretend I waited until it was snowing to take these pictures in order to better fit the theme of Snow White, shall we?  Here is the girl herself, next to the icy queen.




 Millie's whole outfit came together at the last minute, with a blouse we picked up from a rummage sale, a cape John's mom handed off, and a waist cincher I made Hallowe'en afternoon.



 I was pretty pleased with myself because I made a cape on Friday during h'learning, 2 capes on Saturday, and 2 capes on Sunday, leaving what I thought would be an easy Monday of 2 capes and a waist cincher.  HA.  It was the most harried Hallowe'en yet, and while I tried to wing a 7-piece, appliqued waist cincher without measuring anything or anyone, the girls cut out beards and eyebrows.  I blame the waist cincher for everything, but I still think her costume needed it.







 Snow White, you look too stinking old here.  Tone it down, girl.




The wicked queen needed some wicked make-up.







 Oooh, so steely, this one.




I made all the costumes for mere pennies, with things we already had in the house from rummage sales or pass-alongs...except for these fake nails I asked John to buy.  I think the wicked queen needed fake, dark nails, don't you agree?




The six dwarves, pining over their missing comrade who sits snug and warm inside the house.




 Thanks for this flattering picture of Grandpa Dwarf, Susannah.





Aidan was Grumpy Dwarf, and Zeke was Dopey Dwarf.





Piper was Sneezy Dwarf, and Luci was Sleepy Dwarf, which was cute because she gave exaggerated yawns anytime she was in costume.







Annika was-- surprise!-- Happy Dwarf,




but she still wanted to show how funny the eyebrows looked when she pretended to be Grumpy Dwarf.



 And what about Magic Baby Dwarf?  She happily sucked her beard off the entire time.




At least she couldn't remove those glorious eyebrows, though.





 FYI:

I loosely used this reversible, hooded cloak tutorial, but I used only one piece for the body of the cape instead of two, I rounded the hoods for everyone except Cadence (who can't object to a pointy hood), and I also changed the shape of the capes themselves according to how much fabric I had to scrounge with.  Most of the capes curve up in the front due to fabric shortages, but I think I like the look better that way, anyway.  I also added a loop in the front seam and buttons to both sides, so that the children can wear them with either side showing (and I've discovered since that they never wear them with the solid sides facing out, except for Hallowe'en.)  Basically, I cut out shapes how I wanted/had to, and then just followed the tutorial to learn the construction order so everything would be enclosed properly ('cause I'm dumb and would have taken years to figure out how to do it on my own).


Because Costumes Parties are the Best (But, Mostly, Because I Am A Quiche)





So, the day before Hallowe'en we were invited to a Woodland Party set for six days after Hallowe'en. I'd known it was a possibility, but since I hadn't even finished everyone's Hallowe'en capes yet, I told the girls that we might just go as Snow White and the seven dwarves.  That was before The Crazy kicked in.  Actually, I should type it like so:

THE  CRAZY.

I told John later that I think there is seriously a glitch in my brain when it comes to costumes.  It was a hectic week with no time for making costumes.  The weather was gorgeous, so we finished clearing the gardens and split wood and planted 300+ garlic hopes in the ground, and the children played, and I worked on just about everything except costume-making.  While h'learning with the children on Friday, I made Cadence a toadstool hat, and then on Saturday, I got out fabric and notions and made Millie an owl mask.  We had a party to attend that evening, so I spent the rest of the day making food for that and the woodland party, thinking that I'd make the rest of the costumes...oh, I dunno.  On Sunday before and after church?  You know, the day of the woodland party.

I crashed into bed after we got home Saturday night, woke up early Sunday morning* to make Annika's and Aidan's wolf masks and then made everything else when we got home from church.  Ugh.  Stupid, stupid brain glitch!!!  My children scrounged for lunch like orphans after I discovered the soup we were planning to eat was bubbling with botulism from not cooling properly before I'd shoved it in the fridge right before we left for Saturday's party, the entire house was in shambles, I utterly ignored Cadence for several hours, I didn't limit myself to the speed limit (i.e. that means I was speeding), AND we were late for the woodland party, of course, all for the sake of trying to slap together more than I should have attempted.  Stupid, stupid Abigail!  Someone needs to turn me into a quiche.

*Early = 3:30 a.m., because I deserve to become a quiche.


Anyway, I wanted to address the brain glitch before anyone wrongly assumes I'm an amazing, wonderful person, who whipped up amazing, wonderful costumes after feeding my precious children a filling, nutritious lunch, and sang sweet songs to them while sewing at my leisure in my sparkling, peaceful home, and that the entire house wasn't tainted by

THE CRAZY.


Ah.  Thanks for that.  On to the costumes!  (Which--I blame this on the brain glitch, too-- I am pleased I made, in spite of it all.  QUICHE!)  The woodland party was perfect down to every detail, and filled a day with the best kind of play, conversation, and companionship, none of which, by the way, was dependent on these costumes. 





And here I am, too, right next to the toadstool.




 I planned to sew Cadence green, grassy elf slippers, but...no time.  I scribbled marker on her
stockings right before leaving, instead, though they're hidden here.












Aidan pretends he's a howlng wolf cub even without a costume, so his animal choice was easy.



Oh, my little Wolf Boy.




Millie even made him a tail!







 I ran out of...ahem...time before sewing Zeke a bear mask, though I made a pattern for one on the way back from church.  He made do with a painted nose and Annika's old costume, instead.




His birthday slippers made up for any lack, though.







Birdie wanted to be a bird elf, all in blue.



The only expense for this costume was the feathers, which we stuck on everything: her pin, 



her headband,



her face.




 and even on John's racoon-killing staff.  (Oops, I also bought that blue bird at the dollar store to put in her hair).




Annika wanted to be a wolf from the very beginning, which is why I wanted to get up so early on Sunday morning.  She was very excited about a wolf mask, and she picked  her favorite of several styles I thought I might be able to figure out.



That time-consuming tail, though, was all her doing, and she worked on it for several hours. Doesn't it look great?  I was so impressed that someone figured out how to turn cheap yarn into something so cool.



The loveliest wolf.




She howled a lot, too. 




She wore this cape to the party instead of the coat, so she wanted me to take pictures of her in both.




 Well, wolves are the apex predator here...










Ah, sweet Lucinda the leaf fairy.  I wrapped fabric around her for a makeshift cape and hot-glued a crown, but the costume was leftover from Millie's days as a seven-year old. (Sigh.)








Her Most Very Favorite Part of the Whole Thing was getting to have black swirls on her face. 





 Piper wanted to be a flower gnome, and she was able to use her dwarf cape.  Hurrah!  I used an old, flexible plastic cutting board for the base of the hat, sewed a flower onto felt, and hot-glued felt onto the base.  Easy-peasy costume, and she wears the hat around the house now, too, which makes me grin.




 Do you see Stinker?  She purposefully posed him so he could be in the picture, too.




 



They posed themselves, too, the sillies.




 Millie decided to be a snowy owl, and she was a good sport about me safety-pinning makeshift wings to her back instead of making proper wing-forms, but we both thought the gauze worked nicely, especially when the wind lent a hand.







Ah, my dear snowy owl, don't fly too soon.







 And then there's me.  We made the ears in four minutes flat and rushed out the door.




 Good thing Millie had already made me a cool tail the day before, huh? 



 We took these pictures weeks after the woodland party, and I couldn't remember how I'd done my makeup for the party itself.  (I was applying it while driving, after all.)  Looking at Rebecca's woodland party post, it turns out it wasn't nearly the ten pounds of black I put on for these pictures, and not nearly as painful to scrub off, either.

I will only employ eyeliner for costume purposes, with good reason.




FYI:

-  I did spend money on these costumes. Gasp!  The total came to under fifteen dollars, though, so that's not too bad.  I bought clearance fall flowers, feathers, dollar store stuff, a foam poster-board, and clearance glitter spray for Millie and Susie's hair (tho' I didn't spray it on again for these pictures).

-  Millie and Annika used this tutorial to make the animal tails (we don't have a pet brush, so they used a doll brush).  So brilliant!  Whoever created this idea must be very pleased with her(him)self.  The tails are time-consuming, though, so plan ahead.

- I was too cheap to buy the pattern and instead figured it out on my own (with lots of trial and error at four in the morning), but this Etsy seller deserves the credit for designing Annika's wolf mask.  I copied it as closely as I could and am glad once again for creative people and the internet, both.

- I used a coupon to buy Millie a mask form and feathers at A.C. Moore and then hot-glued them together in a poor imitation of this gorgeous mask. (To be fair, though, our mask cost under three dollars, and theirs is $80.00)

Over and out,
CrazyQuicheHead