Prodigal

This is my brother Joel. He's still at Purdue purduing (G.A.J. alert!) his doctorate in philosophy. He's a smarty-pants. A big shot. He wears his niece's monster hat.

He pesters the girls.
 They pester him.

He enjoys it.
 We miss him.

Return from the Land of Smarty-Pants!
Return and be jumped upon! 

p.s. For those who notice my commentary degenerating into even lower depths than normal, you're right. It is.