I'm Way Past Three Strikes by Now
I'm a complete failure. Our Owen family came to visit when Zeke was
two weeks young, and we had a wonderful time visiting and gabbing and
catching up.
I have two pictures.
1. Sarah and Ezekiel after she enticed him into a deep sleep.
2. Dude giving Lu a ride on the lawnmower.
3., 4., 5., 6., 7., 8., 9., and 10. should be evocative pictures of Dude holding his first grandson, Dudette holding hers, and many more, but I have no more pictures. I don't even have a picture of the DISHWASHER THAT THEY GAVE US. A DISHWASHER THAT IS NOT MY OWN SELF. A DISHWASHER THAT IS NOT EVEN HUMAN!!!!!
This is Big News. I even read the manual to learn how to use a dishwasher properly, but I still have no pictures. See? I'm a compete failure.
I also don't have any pictures of my own parents holding him. Fail, fail, fail, fail.
But look at what I DO have! I have this urchin hanging off the porch steps, overwhelmed by the responsibilities of a carefree life.
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