Real Time: Words to Live By

 

Overheard from little girls at play while big sister vacuums--

Skylark: If Pippi vacuums me up, I'll go to Heaven!

Cadence: No, you'd go in the garbage can because that's where we dump the vacuum cleaner.

(Don't over-analyze this, or else Cadence, of necessity, becomes the existentialist nihilist.)