Real Time Riddle Me This

 

What kind of dummy-head impulsively buys six gallons of paint to repaint half their downstairs without bringing any paint chips home first??!!

You've got one guess.

Real Time

 Ransom just washed his hands and ran to me, "Mama! I saw a 'pider next to the sink!" I asked if it was a Daddy Longlegs, and he replied, "He was little, and he had no hands, but he DID have daddy long legs."

Real Time Phrom the Phone

 Sleeping Beauty.