White Rabbit
Well, here I am.
I've been at the library for 50 minutes of the 60 I allotted to put up a blog post, and my progress stands as follows:
1. I have checked the first few posts of one of my friend's blogs. JUST ONE!!!!
2. Through no lack of trying, I have thus far loaded zero snapshots for Shotsnaps. ZERO!!!!
3. I have been doggedly attempting to ignore the tender couple several yards away-- the only other people in the room-- who murmur wispy words to one another. My peripheral vision keeps functioning despite my orders for it to fall to China through a hole in the ground, so I am also privy to their strokes, smackings, etc. FALL TO CHINA THROUGH A HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!!
(This command serves for both my functioning peripheral vision and to the passionate couple.)
In the twelve minutes that remain to me before John and the girls come trucking to pack me up and away, I will keep my word and put up a post.
Please remember that even the weakest of posts is still a post.
Life is full, and I never come to the library, but I miss reading your blogs! Really, if we become inter-netted again, they are what will draw me back. I enjoy the diversion of all your words and pictures, displayed before my nosy nose, which is certainly a much more pleasant diversion than the couple on whom you can place the blame for the following lame post. (Which couple I believe has now been turned to stone. They are locked in a still and solid embrace from whence no sound comes forth. It's actually a little terrifying.)
Thanks, Medusa! You come through every time...
***Kiley, there is no such thing as too many comments! I loved reading them all. And wheelbarrows of thanks to you, delurkers! It's fun to forge this tenuous connection to you five in other parts of the country and the world, and you rock for forcing me off my duff. (No, you do not count, *Cate* and Warner, because I already knew you occasionally read, and, yes, my rules for delurkers are ill-defined.) I will find the skittish Internet again soon to respond to everyone's comments, even if I have to overturn every boulder in the woods.
Very Truly and Everlastingly Yours,
CommentHog