You Can Quote Her on This

"It's the easiest thing in the world to skate over a clean floor with sausage feet."

-Mildred Elise Owen, muttering to herself and the empty kitchen ten seconds ago


p.s. It's Veterans Day, everyone. I'll post a post-y post someday. Internet access has been sporadic recently, and I need to seize this moment of connectivity to create/email the girls' quarter reports. You know, instead of posting quotes about sausage feet and like fare...

p.p.s. I know I'm way behind on responding to emails. If the internet sticks around until tomorrow, I'll catch up! Pinky swear.