To Impress Strangers

One:  Garlic hanging to cure.

Two: A new batch of feta hanging to drain (with store milk, and it worked!).

Three: Most important BY FAR.  Fly tape in the foreground, carefully maneuvered around in order to take the pristine first photograph, thick with dead flies.

This is the sort of picture that deserves to be on the cover of Country Living magazine.  It's so much more truthful.