A Recipe for Scones
Step 1: have your mother make a batch of spiced pumpkin scones studded with raisins.
Step 2: Dump flour over the entire thing when she's not looking.
Step 3: Poke holes in as many as you can.
Step 4: replenish your energy stores by eating some of the extra flour (dump extra in Step 2 if you're worried there might not be enough by the time you reach Step 4)
Yup, looking good.
Step 5: clean up the table by eating the rest of the flour.
Step 6: ....Oooh, chickadee on the window!
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