Farm Fresh, Free-range, Organic Eggs 4 Sale (Donuts Extra)

My mom came to drop off our weekly free carbohydrates, and this hen weighed the options:

  

1.  Proceed carefully down the steps and get to the pile of donut crumbs after her fellow fowl gobbled them up 

OR

2.  Fine-tune her diving form.

She thought for a bit, 

steadied her nerves, 

calculated the free-fall distance, 

and then executed a flawless swan dive in the direction of the donuts.  She looked ridiculous, but I gave her a ten, anyway, because I admire and understand donut-driven courage.