I've Always Known It's My Best Feature
Real time.
Backdrop: Millie braids my hair while Susannah lounges on the floor.
(That sounds too idyllic. Actually, they're following my lead by finding creative ways to avoid cleaning the filthy kitchen.)
Susie: "Mama, do you know that you're beautiful?"
[Using my superhuman abilities, I flash her one of the many grotesque faces I carry around in my pocket.]
Susie: Stares, giggles, and then wistfully says, "Mama, I wish I had a double chin. You can make the BEST faces."
Sorry, dear. We all have our gifts. Mine just happens to be the best.
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