All Is Vanity (but ESPECIALLY Self Portraits)

Taking self-portraits to change my profile picture feels so vain.  I suppose that's because it is vain.   If it helps any, that lovely black ballgown is actually John's bathrobe.  I wanted something black, and I was too lazy to fetch something from the upstairs bedroom.  The girls thought it was hysterical and said I should let you all know the truth, so there you have it.  Bathrobes, ballgowns, what does it matter? Also, my creepy cataracts are visible here.  A restrained balance of self-absorption and creepy cataracts makes the perfect portrait, don't you know?  No?  Well, now you do.